the power to suck your elbow

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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The power to see in black and white.

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to automatically register soda caps online, but only if it's Diet.

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The power to buy free things.

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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the power to know what kind of useless power would you prefer.

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to smell farts nearby

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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The power to become like chuck norris. Unfortunately before you get that power you to through the true CHUCK NORRIS!!

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!