The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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The power to be a human for 1 second once a month.

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The power to kill Pedobear.

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The power to achieve orgasm within 3 seconds

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!