The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power of learning

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!