The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The power to kill yourself.

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The ability to glow but only in broad daylight

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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the power to have no one read this post

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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the power to get extra homework

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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The ability to have everything you write turn into random insults in braille, but lacking the capacity to learn braille.

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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The power to erect twice as long as anybody else, but only if you're a female. -Shandric

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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the power to die if you think

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Being Yianni.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!