The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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power to fly...backwards.

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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The power of Superuselessnessman

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The power not to find what you are looking for.

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The ability to look really good, but your invisible.

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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the super power to remove your super power

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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!