The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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the power to cure cancer after having sex with the patient but only if they have aids

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The ability to put it in Lady Gaga's pooper.

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to pee a few times every day.

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The power to die.

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The ability to have any man you want but you are a straight man.

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The ability to fly for one second by bending then extending your legs quickly.

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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the ability to have sex Telepathicly.

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The power to poop AAA batteries when you only need AA's.

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The power 2 kiss ur own ass

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The power to reverse moonwalk

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The power to make the person of your dreams fall in love with you. <3

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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1.the power to touch anything that is touchable 2.The power to make any animal yawn 3.The power to walk on water only if your feet are not wet 4.The power to kill any1 but only if they are already dead 5.The power to sleep with megan fox only if you are blind deaf and have no feeling in your body

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The power to think of hilariously inappropriate jokes, but only at dinner parties with your parents.

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The power to hold in a fart but subsequently burp it out with twice the force.

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the power to have sex with a woman and then cause her to think she was raped.

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the power to have ultimate ninjaskills only when being alone.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!