The power to die at any moment you want.

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To shit bricks.

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The power to die

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The power to see 3 seconds into the future.

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The power to get a boner any time you want

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The power to Google "Google".

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The power life like a hermit.

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the power to travel to the center of the earth

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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the ability to be a vampire on a stick

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The power to explode on demand.

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The power to quote memes randomly

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!