The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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The power to write comments about orgasms in this site.

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The ability to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen.

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the ability to fold towels only while they are dirty.

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the power to not finish your

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The powerto become horny at will, but nothing can be done about it.

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The power to slow down wet paint's drying speed.

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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the power to fly indoors

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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Really bendy thumb

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!