The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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The power to only drink liquids

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The ability to glow but only in broad daylight

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the power to fly like a balloon -- no direction OH SHIT CEILING FAN

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The power to summon unspendable money

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The power of bad luck

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!