The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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The power to pointlessly read books really fast

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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the ability to smell sounds

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The power to have a small penis

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The ability to change races.

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mint berry crunch

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The power to attract flies and cockroaches

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Every time you clap some one dies

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to control your own mind.

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!