the power to ejaculate so hard it rips a hole right through anythin thats within 5 meters of you

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to swim on land.

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The power 2 kiss ur own ass

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the ability to shit active helicopters

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The power to levitate mustard.

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The power to glow in the dark

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The power to control other people's actions... only when you're alone!

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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The power to have no power

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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the ability to have unimaginably wild sex with chuck norris only if your a man

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!