The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The power to make me a sandwich without first being instructed.

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the power to jump 10x higher, but are affected by gravity 10x greater

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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The ablity to crash your computer.

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the power to shit shards of glass

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to Chang ur hair coler but only when ur bald

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The power to go blind at will.

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The power to become as drunk as you want without drinking anything, but having to sober up naturally

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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the power to lose your power at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!