the power to write on cellophane

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

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Meatvision.

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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the ability to die without any control

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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the power to ejaculate so hard it rips a hole right through anythin thats within 5 meters of you

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to swim on land.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!