Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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the power to command the sperm you ejaculate

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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the ability to steal oxygen

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The power to only tell the truth

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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Have sex but not feel it

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The power to see through windows

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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The power to have super strength, but only when your sleeping.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!