The ability to be gay for 5 seconds at a time

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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The power to read dead people's minds

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!