The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The power to speak using their mouth

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power to smell water.

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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To be able to summon old people

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The power to read the Terms of Service but be unable to check the box saying that you have done so.

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Diamond hard left nipple!

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the power to milk cows with your mind

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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The ability to be gay for 5 seconds at a time

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!