The power to control other people's actions... only when you're alone!

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The power to make me a sandwich without first being instructed.

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the power to jump 10x higher, but are affected by gravity 10x greater

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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The ablity to crash your computer.

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the power to shit shards of glass

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to Chang ur hair coler but only when ur bald

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The power to go blind at will.

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!