The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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the ability to force people to yawn against their will/better judgement, merely by using the word yawn, and having them read the word yawn..or just by yawning in their presence!

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The ability to see your own imagination.

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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the ability to "speak in tongues"...

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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the power to remember the lyrics to your least favorite song

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the ability to own a computer without a power cord

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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the power to speak in sign language.

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!