The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

thumb_up thumb_down +76

The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

thumb_up thumb_down +60

The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

The power to have 21/20 vision.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

thumb_up thumb_down +54

The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

thumb_up thumb_down +38

The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

thumb_up thumb_down +5

the power to glow in the light

thumb_up thumb_down +27

The power to see through pastry..

thumb_up thumb_down +81

The power to bleed

thumb_up thumb_down +19

the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

thumb_up thumb_down +14

to make asians smart

thumb_up thumb_down +27

The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

thumb_up thumb_down +70

The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

thumb_up thumb_down +94

The power of exploding when you think.

thumb_up thumb_down +87

to not blink for 5 seconds

thumb_up thumb_down +66

.sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop ehT

thumb_up thumb_down +25

The power to pee out blood at will

thumb_up thumb_down +173

The power to never have fun...never.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

The power to look like yourself

thumb_up thumb_down +148

the power to make your penis any size you want, only when your wearing sweatpants...

thumb_up thumb_down -6

The ability to know when your girlfriend/boyfriend is cheating on you.....1 month after you break up.

thumb_up thumb_down +251

The power to not have superpowers

thumb_up thumb_down +87

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!