The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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the power to not have superpowers

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the power to turn food into shit

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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The power to have hindsight.

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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Retractable Teeth

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power to be dead

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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the power to instantly die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!