The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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The power to pee a few times every day.

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to think of a funny power

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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The power to have a super power,

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the power to remember th...

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The power to transform into air.

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The power of love

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the power to summon chuck norris... but he kicks your ass every time for bothering him

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!