The power to change delicious chocolate fudge into mud of the exact colour and texture.

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The power to make cats burp.

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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the power to poo pineapples

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The ability to turn a motor bike into dolphin food

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The power to read Chuck-E-Cheese's mind.

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the power to blink 19 times a second

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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the power to let it not be rape if you yell "surprise!"

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The ability to speak Yiddish without learning it.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The power to be dead

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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the ability to smoke crack but only infront of a cop

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the ability to drink a 40 oz. while playing madden

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The power to see through air

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The ability to spawn any object at will,but only when your saying that you have too much of that object and actually believe yourself when you say it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!