The ability to stop time, but not start it agian.

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To...Talk LIKE...WILLIAM shatner.

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i want my mum

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The ablity to understand the minds of women.

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The power to make any pencil dull. GET IT? IT'S POINTLESS. AHAHHAHAHAHAH

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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Backwards speak to power the.

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The power to teleport 3 or 4 feet once a month.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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Being able to throw away the piece of toilet paper with which you wiped your ass without looking it.

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The power to switch your eyeballs with your testicles but you still see out your eyes and your testicles are leaking.

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The power to smell you poop after you flushed

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to jack off 1,000 times a day.

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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the power to read your own mind

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!