The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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The power to stub the same toe multiple times.

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The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The power to be powerless

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to hurt the people you love

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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The power to shit for 5 days

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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the power to create a meme

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!