The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power spite flower

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Superheroes: The power to run away from danger.

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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the power to become demented

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!