The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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the ability to be 7 feet tall but drive a smart car

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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LIME

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the power 2 grow a beard but only immeadlantly after shaving

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the....ability to......talk....like william........... shatner

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The power to have food poisoning but only after eating taco bell.

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The ability to breath outside the water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!