The power to (place useless super power here)

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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the power to become retarded

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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The power to blow out your ears by watching TV

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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the power to read things completely wrong, ex. tastebuds=noseplugs

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The ability to turn the page in a book before you read it

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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Turning invisible when no one is watching you. -Alex

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The power to understand myspace

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The power to stop a sneeze before it happens.

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The power to not get killed by noob tubes.

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The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!