The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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Third armpit.

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to kiss your own elbow

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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To turn into Justin Bieber.

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!