having superpowers during the inquisition

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The power of asdfgh

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The ability to make dust accumulate on things five times faster than normal

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The power to see through glass

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to die when you die

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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The ability to make ocean waves with your mind, but only when the waves are coming in....

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The power to cure a ham

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!