The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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The power to get a boner any time you want

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The power to poo.

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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the power to be justin bieber

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!