The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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The power to be yourself.

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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the power to turn food into shit

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to explode on demand.

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the power to melt your bones

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!