The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

thumb_up thumb_down +43

The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

thumb_up thumb_down +56

The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

thumb_up thumb_down +77

The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

thumb_up thumb_down +98

The power to eat air with your lungs

thumb_up thumb_down +13

the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

thumb_up thumb_down +101

The power to transform gold into nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +145

The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

thumb_up thumb_down +46

Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

thumb_up thumb_down +82

The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

thumb_up thumb_down +48

the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

thumb_up thumb_down +133

the ability to stay in the same place while running

thumb_up thumb_down +24

the ability to hover

thumb_up thumb_down +62

The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

thumb_up thumb_down +92

The power to hatch from an egg

thumb_up thumb_down +116

The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

thumb_up thumb_down +92

the power to tolerate alex simpson

thumb_up thumb_down +111

The power to be a human

thumb_up thumb_down -4

The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

thumb_up thumb_down +101

the power to be powerless

thumb_up thumb_down +125

The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

thumb_up thumb_down +125

The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

thumb_up thumb_down +70

the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

thumb_up thumb_down +74

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!