The power to understand irony.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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Dejavu

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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power to fly when your underwater

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to become the best racer in NASCAR, but only being able to turn right.

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to love but never be loved (a.k.a the story of my life)

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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The power to know the answer immediately after the test.

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!