The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The ability to laugh from this joke: "The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it".

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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The ability to make up an incredibly witty pointless superpower.

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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Chinchilla whispering abilities

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The power to be yourself.

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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Being able to fly in place.

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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the power to die at will

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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The power to die on command.

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The power to hear yourself on recording and not think you sound weird

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The power to teleport small dogs

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!