The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power to make me a sandwich without first being instructed.

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The power to drown on land.

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the power to eat 3 times the amount of jello that a normal person can

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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the power to be justin bieber

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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The ability to change the writing on signs

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The ability to never pick up on sarcasm.

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!