The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The power to defecate grass, but only in hot air balloons.

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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The power to do your homework.

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The ability to turn into yourself but with no powers

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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the ability to invent in the speed of light good useless super powers ideas.

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The power for the left side of your body to be able to fly, but not the right.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The power to cry acid tears

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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The ability have sex with Betty White

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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the power to walk on land.

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!