The power to blow out your ears by watching TV

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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The power to peak braille

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The power to only be able to prepare foods that require a toaster in a bathtub.

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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the power to dive 50km/h but only when nobodys watching

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!