The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The power to create shit

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to FLY when you're blind

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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The power to command belgium's military

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The power to turn water into water with a yellow tint.

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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The power to become a llama.

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Every time you clap some one dies

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The power of creating poop.

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The power to have a small penis

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!