Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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Being able to make sandwiches, but you're a man.

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The power to get foot-boners

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The power to turn into birdseed

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the power to turn everything you touch into poop.

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The power to only tell the truth

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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The power to turn into a tree.

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!