The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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the ability to smell sounds

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The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The power to snore.

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The power to never have sex....jack.

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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The power to win a gold medal in the special Olympics... you are perfectly healthy

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!