The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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the power to be Justin bieber

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The power to hurt the people you love

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to convince people who already agreed with you.

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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the power to eat waffles

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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the power to masturbate just one time a day

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!