The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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The power to shit someone elses pants.

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to jump borders, but you live and are confined to Iceland.

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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The ability to walk through closed doors, but only when they're unlocked

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The power to fly by defeating the laws of gravity but your blood boils whenever you do so.

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The power of immunity to paper cuts.

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The power to shed hair

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!