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Are You A Zombie?

  • this is NOT a pointless power...but still thumbs up

  • This power would be GREAT! I have an irrational fear of paper cuts

  • I would actually like that power...

  • yes I wish I had that super power

  • uncut thumbs up

  • I need this power badly I have been the paper passer in my class all year and I think I have permenant paper cut sores the inside of my left elbow

  • This actually wouldn't be that bad to have. Make Everyone cringe by sliding a piece of paper right through your face

  • This is pointless but useful. I've ordered mine on Amazon Prime, should be here tomorrow. And I'll be charging for refunds if it isn't here.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!