The ability to vote

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The power to be a common person

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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invinsibility to everything except for thing that hurt or kill you....

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the power to come down off a high but only if you have cancer

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The power to make everything worse

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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to be under 9000

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The power to speak brail.

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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The power of thinking of a good useless superpower.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!