The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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the powre to spel

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The power to turn into a slightly uncomfortable pair of pants.

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The power to fart at will.

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!