The power to look like yourself

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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The power to not have a brain!

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The power to breathe underwater, only when your not underwater.

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the power of breaking your heart after your girlfriend dumped on you

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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The power to speak braille

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The power to turn food into shit.

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The power to annoy people

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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The power to erase large amounts of time from memory when drinking alcohol.

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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The power to turn anything you want green.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!