The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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The power fuse yourself with a two lifeless jellyfish use their vital systems

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the power to like charlie

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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the power to itch your teeth

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The power

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The power of not knowing

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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Third armpit.

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!