The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to read the Terms of Service but be unable to check the box saying that you have done so.

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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To be able to summon old people

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to have a blue, silhouetted body, and a trollface for a head.

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The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

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the power to summon a pen, once

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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the power to time travel 1sec to the past every 1 day

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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the power to beathe

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!