To never remember what the word if means

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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the ability to get any ugly woman in the world.

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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The power to see the past.

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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The power to freeze time, but you're also frozen.

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The power to make PC's turn into dried crap the moment the person with this ability touches them.

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The power to be extremely slow, (like in matrix slowmotion) but your foes aren't

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The power to slash hot c u m on a girls big t I t s

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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The ability to understand women!!

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!