the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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Have sex but not feel it

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!